This morning while driving I heard a radio announcement for "feel good" pills. No lie! We're not talking clinical depression (which I believe does need medication). We are talking about a pill for the average person who just needs an attitude adjustment. The ad actually promises you'll have a positive attitude and feel happier! All day, no less!
This totally cracks me up. I swear that someday there will be a pill for everything. Here's a list of pills I'd like to see:
*a pill to give teenage girls more self-esteem
*a pill to give teenage boys more brain cells (or at least use of the ones they've already got)
*a pill that reduces road rage
*a pill that would make me crave only healthy foods (whole grains, fruits, veggies)
*a creativity pill for days I want to scrapbook
What pills would you like to see?
4 weeks ago
I think those happy pills are called chocolate (or in my case gummy bears)? It's amazing they work for happiness, creativity, oh and definitely road rage! I wonder if they will work to get my kids to school.
ReplyDeleteWhat's the pill that gets your children to do what you ask the FIRST time you ask them to do it?
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