I believe I have the gift of tongues. How else could I possibly explain the fact that I often have to repeatedly ask my children to do something? I think I am speaking plainly and clearly but, obviously, all they hear is "Mufit oudour nineney foragy selum". Also, it explains how I can tell my husband and children what the agenda for the week is and when the time arrives have them tell me "You never told us this".
If only they had the gift to interpret tongues.
6 days ago