Kevin's girlfriend

On Tuesday night while I was having dinner with my co-leader and friend, Jeannean, and our Mia Maids, Kevin walked in with a dozen red roses. He said, "They're for my girlfriend." I thanked him and Jeannean joked "Boy, she's sure of herself. Thinks she's his girlfriend."

I got my comeuppance the next morning when I blithely asked all my kids, "Did you see the gorgeous flowers Dad bought me?" and Chandler said, "They're not for you! They're for his girlfriend."